Friday, August 31, 2012

Kicking the Bucket List

Mark Twain once said, "Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated."

Although Mark Twain is dead, Bill Cosby is not.

Saturday, August 25, 2012

Stop! In the name of sanity...

Drastic times call for drastic measures... or something like that.

After much internal debate and several drafts (unfortunately not of beer), I finally wrote and mailed my Cease and Desist letter, otherwise known as a C&D. I had spoken with the local police; they suggested I take this step before filing a restraining order. The theory was that a letter would be less likely to incite a negative response than legal action. I'm not sure they would've said that had they read my letter, but believe me, what I finally sent was toned down considerably.

Monday, August 13, 2012

An Allergy to Nuts

Welcome! I started this site because I have developed not only an aversion to nuts, but an outright allergy to them. No, not peanuts or pistachios. I'm talking about the other kind of nuts... people who are looney tunes.